Humanstuck: JohnKat pt1You are Karkat motherfucking Vantas!
You are a local nobody, that can't do anything for shit, because you are a fucking failure.
Well, that's how you describe yourself anyway. Currently you are going to the beach with Nepeta, Sollux, Eridan, John, and Dave. To be honest, you hate yourself, you commonly think that you are just a fucking mess up on the face of Earth, usually John and Nepeta would say that you weren't, though Sollux and Eridan, being the number one asshole couple you could ever see, were encouraging that you were, but they didn't really mean that, well, mostly Sollux. Dave really didn't give a shit though, being the 'cool kid' bitch that he is.
You are sitting in the middle of the back seat of Sollux's shitty van. You've been squished between Nepeta and John for the past half an hour, just because they made you, of course you put up a fight, with as much as your commonly used insults as possible. Mostly aimed at John, because Nepeta was a kind girl, and s